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Great Chocolate Sayings

If at first you don't succeed, have a chocolate!

Things are bad. Send chocolate!

S.O.S. Need chocolate!!

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you like.

Eat a chocolate before each meal. It will take the edge off your appetite and you will eat less.

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, it may be a sign of a deeper problem.

Store your chocolate on top of the refrigerator. Calories are afraid of heights and will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Chocolate is the food group they don't tell you about!

The preservatives in chocolate will make you look younger.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control-top pantyhose and an entire garment industry would be out of business.

A nice box of chocolate provides your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way at least you will get one thing done.

Question: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Answer: Because no one wants to quit.

Problem: How do you get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car? Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.

Boost the economy. Skip dieting, buy larger clothes.

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out. Fortunately, she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

Those who say "Nothing tastes as good as thin feels" haven't tasted real chocolate!


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Who am I?

My name is Anna.
I am a HUGE lover of Chocolate.
I eat it, I research it, and I live by it.

By day I am a dietician, ironically as it may seem.
By night, I am obsessed with the various aspects related to chocolate.

A Day Without Chocolate is like a day without Sunshine.


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