More Chocolate Sayings

Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know when you’re going to get a nut.


The calories in white chocolate are negative and cancel out the positive calories in dark chocolate.


Those calorie-free sweets taste great dipped in chocolate!

And on the eighth day God created chocolate.


There's nothing wrong with me that a little chocolate won't cure.


The two major food groups:
A) The foods that you put cheese on.
B) The remaining foods that you put chocolate on.


Sisters and chocolate make life bearable.


Chocolate comes with its price. . . control-top pantyhose.


What came first, woman or the chocolate bar?


Chocolate. . . it isn't just for breakfast anymore.