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Happy Chocolate New Year!

We made it through another holiday season.
Now it is time to focus on the new year.

According to the Californian.com, there are 10 Commandments for chocolate.

1. Thou shalt have no other foods before chocolate. Chocolate and pure chocolate alone will be thy salvation, the darker, the better.

2. Thou shalt not make for thyself an idol. Leave no chocolate bar untouched.
Worship no chocolate bar, but instead eat completely, savoring every morsel.

3. Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of thy chocolate. Thou shalt not call it candy. Thou shalt not call it junk food. Thou shalt revere it as the supreme creation of cacao as intended.

4. Remember the holidays that celebrate with chocolate and keep them. Honor Valentine’s Day, Easter, Halloween and Christmas with heart-shaped boxes of chocolates, chocolate bunnies, chocolate bars and chocolate Santas and snowmen.

5. Honor thy father and mother. Especially thy mother. Give her chocolate for all occasions especially the holidays in commandment four.

6. Thou shalt not murder for chocolate, but thou mayest threaten others or take hostages especially during PMS.

7. Thou shalt not commit the sin of eating thy friend’s chocolate. The chocolate does not belong to thee, and thou must not destroy the sacred bond between chocolate owner and chocolate bar.

8. Thou shalt not steal. Thou shalt keep thy hands off chocolate that does not belong to thee.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Thou shalt not accuse thy neighbor of stealing thy chocolate when thou hast stayed up all night gorging thyself and hast thus forgotten due to a morning chocolate hangover.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house filled with chocolate, and thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s wife’s chocolate. But thou may ask politely for a piece.


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Who am I?

My name is Anna.
I am a HUGE lover of Chocolate.
I eat it, I research it, and I live by it.

By day I am a dietician, ironically as it may seem.
By night, I am obsessed with the various aspects related to chocolate.

A Day Without Chocolate is like a day without Sunshine.


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